That Apple Tablet!? Pah! [Updated]

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On Wednesday, Apple will be holding a media event in San Francisco to release a “new creation”. It’s very exciting news in the world of Mac-fans and alike, they all have one thing in mind… a shiny new touchscreen device from Apple… somewhere between the iPhone and a Mac.

It sounds pretty cool… but I’m not so convinced.

First of all… every single tablet that has ever been released has been, to say the least, shit. Low battery life, big bulky things, little point or use, etc. Then there is the eBook, such as the Amazon Kindle… and every single one of those has been… er… shit, and lacking the functionality a standard computer would have.

Next, what will the point of this device actually be? There is nothing I can’t do with the aid of my MacBook Pro and my iPod touch. Both have internet. Both have email. Both have Mac applications and App Store apps, respectively. The thing that differs, really, is the hardware. My MBP is 15″ in size, well beyond 4 times the size of the 3.5″ we seen in the iPhone. I also have a physical keyboard, mouse, trackpad, webcam, etc. It just makes more practical sense, so long as you don’t mind the size, to have a laptop… and if size is the problem, a netbook. The success of the iPhone and the iPod touch is because of the ecosystem and environment of apps, touchscreen, 3G networking and elegant looking iPod, all in a pocket.

My worry is that because of the “ecosystems”, as I have labelled it, around the Mac and the portable iPhone/iPod… is there really room for another ecosystem like that in the middle? This brings me on to what sort of operating system this device will run. So far, people have said either iPhone OS or Mac OS X. Of those two, I would much, much prefer OS X, but it seems I am not fitting the majority of opinion. Though I think we will see a clever integration of both. It makes me wonder if there will be an almost “dumbed down” version of OS X for this device – but still with support for Mac applications, or even iPhone apps. I wouldn’t like to see the latter, personally, as screen resolutions, mixed up features, etc. will all go horribly wrong along the line somewhere.

Oh god, then don’t get me started on the name. iSlate? iPad? I’d rather not… I’d much prefer the “Apple Slate” or “Apple Pad”… since the “i” has been so overused… and the Apple TV device doesn’t have an obligatory “i”.

So what actually are we going to see? Well, who knows. I guess we’ll find out in under 96 hours time. Will I be watching? Probably. Will I be amazed? Possibly…

And here is one of my past tweets to sum up what I expect…

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Update: Ok, it seems like I won’t be getting my full OS X, judging by what everyone is saying… bugger. Therefore I will bet any money that it will run a more advanced iPhone OS with a compatible version of iWork and iLife on the device. It’s either that… or the tablet will be a flop.




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  1. Hod
    Jan 24, 2010 @ 18:00:44

    Nice article Moggy. I agree with the name issue… hopefully its not iSomething. About the OS, OSX would be nice but unlikely IMO. If it's something in between iPhone OS and OSX (which surely it must be ?!?) then it had better be bloody innovative, otherwise it won't appeal to the majority of users… TBH, it's gotta be bloody innovative anyway to justify the almost certain £800+ pricetag!

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    • alastairmogford
      Jan 24, 2010 @ 18:12:47

      Absolutely, I just can't see Apple pulling off something that is going to appeal to a mainstream market. Traditional Apple fashion is going to dictate it will be that expensive, though mind you, in traditional Apple fashion we see the market completely changed because of this one product… so I suppose it's anyones guess what it's gunna turn out like!!

      Thanks for the comment, as always. Great to see some feedback coming in!

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