15+ of the best “outlandish statement” Facebook groups…

Jan 16

In no particular order, here is a list of my favourite Facebook groups (not pages!) to date:

Sending texts whilst drunk, reading them when you’re sober thinking “SHIT”

Indeed, your point is rather well substantiated. However, your mum.

Hi, I’m a duck. I don’t care about sex or COD, I just want your bread.

I regularly open my fridge and stand gazing inside for no reason at all

When I realised the word “bed” looks like a bed, my mind was blown.

When I Die I Give My Friends Permission To Change My Status To “Is Dead”

Oh you’re a fan of Farmville? I’m a fan of having a life.

Fuck The War In Iraq, We Have To Catch Voldemort

I don’t smoke. There are cooler ways to die.

52 notifications later and i regret liking your status

If you can’t fix it with Gaffa tape, you haven’t used enough.

Shame the Royal Guardsman didnt hit ‘em harder

CAN YOU LIKE, WALK A LITTLE FASTER OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY?!

I HATE little kids that roll around on those shitty trainers with wheels

A bad day at surfing is always better than a good day at the school

pEoPlE wHo tYpE lIkE tHiS sHoUlD bE rEmOvEd FrOm ExIsTeNcE

View all of my groups I have joined over the years… Enjoy!

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